Birds and Bees and Butterflies

Today was a fun and busy day making cards and filling orders. The birds and bees are busy. Butterflies are in the air. It's Springtime!!

I bet your naughty parts are waking up from their Winter hibernation, too.


Stop by the store to see all my latest naughty and kinky cards. <blush>

Happy Steak and Blow Job Day!!!

 

It's March 14. It's one month after Valentine's day. That means it is the official Steak and Blow Job Day!! 

Time to make our guys feel important. That we care.  

Blowers: Need some ideas on how to rock his world with the best blow job ever... Best Bloy Job Tips

Guys: Here's a few tips for you to make sure the giver enjoys Steak and Blow Job day as much as you. How to receive a blow job

Now go out and get a big, fat, juicy steak and savor your dessert!!!

The First Climatic Sell!

It happened!!

We had our very first sell less than a week after we opened our doors at Skip The Roses. The hand-drawn and colored card is racing it's way to its new owner as I type this. It was so exciting to see the special package wrapped and ready to go. We practice safe shipping here. Everything is gently slipped into a protective sleeve before it makes its delivery to you. <naughty grin>

A HUGE "Thank You" to our first customer!! You don't know how much you made our day. :D

There's a LOT more ideas in the works. This weekend will be spent drawing up new cards to be posted to Skip The Roses.

Keep checking back!!

We're Open for Business!!

 

We're open for business!! 

Please visit my new Etsy store Skip The Roses.

All our cards are hand-drawn and printed original designs. Their message is bold, daring, provocative, suggestive, kinky, blunt, funny, and sarcastic...no questions asked...straight to the point. 50 shades of naughty. Ready for any occasion. Birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's, 4th of July, or just because. Heck, every day should be do-me day! (ha! new card idea!)

Our cards contain mature adult content. That doesn't mean we can't be into kink or BDSM. It just means to be smart. Protect your partner. Safe, sane, and consensual. Always!

I'm a graphic designer by day and a kinky card Mistress by night. New cards are constantly being added.

Printed on high quality, smooth, 110-pound, white card stock, our cards are packaged with a colorful envelope in a clear, protective sleeve to make sure your card gets to you safe and sound. It will be the only thing safe after you deliver your message!

Check back soon as new cards are being constantly added.

Almost There.

They're coming!! I love when things come and explode all over my room. It's exciting! It's invigorating! It makes me feel alive!

But then I have to find a place for everything and get it all organized so I can handle all the orders and get them to the mailbox quickly.

Watch for the countdown to begin this weekend. Maybe even a special grand opening coupon might pop up.

<naughty grins>

Wait for it...We're coming!!

Get read for it...we're coming soon!!!

I can't wait to launch. I feel like I'm going to explode with anticipation. Everything is suppose to deliver this week. That means I could have my virtual doors open within the week.

I see you shiver with...

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...pation.

Hell! I'm shivering, too!!